The Electrical Engineer
Three guys go down to Mexico one night, get drunk and wake up in jail. They find out that they're to be executed for their crimes but none of them can remember what they have done.
The first one is s trapped in the electric chair and is asked if he has any last words. He says, "I am a priest and I believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens; so they figure God must not want this guy to die, and let him go.
The second one is s trapped in and gives his last words. "I am an attorney and I believe in the eternal power of Justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." The switch is thrown and again nothing happens.
Figuring the law is on this guy's side, they let him go. The last one is s trapped in and say's "I'm an electrical engineer, and I'll tell you right now, you'll never electrocute anybody if you don't connect those two wires." God rest his soul.
Submitted by gamemaker on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 1:18pm.
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Nice one game, and highly
Nice one game, and highly accurate
Some 3 or 4 years ago , me and my friends were walking up the stairs of a building which had Christmas lights wound around the railings (which were made of steel). We noticed that a wire was protruding from the protective cover of the lights and touching the railing. We had a short discussion on the matter and decided to experimentally determine the dangers involved. So i took off one of my shoes (my friends assumed a safe distance - no suffering there
), placed my socked foot on the ground and touched the railing. And yes, I received an electric shock.
I was in ETC's office this week, trying to have my malfunctioning SIM card changed. I had to wait in line for half an hour and when my turn came, the guy tells me that "The System" is not working. I was pissed and offered to fix it. Fortunately the system worked before I made a fool of myself.
.... really?
he'd rather be right than
he'd rather be right than alive, I think I know the feeling
somewhat
I am as busy as a one legged man in a butt kicking contest
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