Oracle's Real-Life Q & A ( IT humor )
Q. What if your Dad loses his car keys?
A. 'Parent keys not found!'
Q. What if your old girl friend spots you with your new one?
A. 'Duplicate value on index!'
Q. What if the golf ball doesn't get into the hole at all?
A. 'Value larger than specified precision!'
Q. What if you try to have fun with somebody else's girlfriend and get kicked out?
A. 'Insufficient privileges on the specified object!'
Q. What if you don't get any response from the girl next door?
A. 'No data found!' or ' Query caused no rows retrieved!'
Q. What if you get response from the girl next door and her Mom too?
A. 'SELECT INTO returns too many rows!'
Q. What if you dial a wrong number?
A. 'Invalid number' or ' Object doesn't exist!'
Q. What if you try to beat your own trumpet?
A. 'Object is found mutating!'
Q. What if you are too late to office and the boss catches you?
A. 'Discrete transaction failed!'
Q. What if you see 'theatre full' when you go to a movie?
A. 'Maximum number of users exceeded!'
Q. What if you don't get table in the lunch room?
A. 'System out of tablespace!'
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Submitted by Zabu I on Thu, 05/13/2010 - 12:08am.
dat iz kool but specific to
dat iz kool but specific to de database concept more, so it needs some idea.
Every event has a cause!
did u guys know that humor
did u guys know that humor referred to a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter
In the interests of clarity, it seemed necessary to constantly remind myself to pay not the slightest attention to the elegance of the presentation; I adhered conscientiously to the rule of the brilliant theoretician, Ludwig Boltzmann, to leave elegance to tailors and shoemakers. Einstein
ergo ...
ergo ...
ergo... this kind of evoke
ergo... this kind of evoke the opposite. Well, i am not depressed after reading this per se, but its close enough
In the interests of clarity, it seemed necessary to constantly remind myself to pay not the slightest attention to the elegance of the presentation; I adhered conscientiously to the rule of the brilliant theoretician, Ludwig Boltzmann, to leave elegance to tailors and shoemakers. Einstein
I would say it is cheesy,
I would say it is cheesy, trite, banal, or simply unfunny, but I wouldn't go as far as depressing.
.... really?
If you guys dont find this
If you guys dont find this funny I dont know who will... not that it is anyway
I am as busy as a one legged man in a butt kicking contest
How I found that unfunny
How I found that unfunny jock
One day I click on one link by mistake
And then one page appeared on my screen
And it says IT HUMORS ….
Zabu I - what the heck? --- I don’t even understand the meaning of IT…chirash demo…
anyways , let me read it … and I saw one jock, I almost didn’t understand what it’s talking about . and I just started asking myself “who could understand this?” … uhmm! I recall a guy called tomi, I know his name only ,coz that was the only thing I could understand according to his AU profile…
what I think about tomi
fact file
age – he don’t age coz he’s livin’ inside the cyber world.
Sex – don’t have one
Nutrition – just an electric charge
Materials – for sure a very very thick eye glass , etc…
Reading – he is the author of “the ultimate geeks jargon”
What kind of response zabu I was expecting
Tomi - Oh zabu I my man! u are so funny man!! Rly, I found ur jock very hilarious where did u get that from …
Zabu I – u know what man? It’s the most depressing jock I ever saw … “nef neger”...
The real response ( in my dream)
Mister X – this thing …. “I don’t finish it”…
Tomi – I found it very depressing …
Zabu I – come on man u must be kid’n!? , so who is going to like this thing?
Then comes cyan
Zabu I – “selassie I man” that’s what I was tokin’ about!
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According to the pool that
According to the pool that was collected here in AU, most members including me are visiting this site just to have fun. But, few members like ZABU I, intrepid-ab, and tommy ( who are very gifted to see the negative side of a 100% positive thing “jock”) are creating a bad atmosphere here, and I think that’s the reason why most members are absent now days. Guys we need to be optimist just like Sami ok. Anyways sami am sending u a friend request pls accept it, and for intrepid-ab “the hidden guy” and tommy hope u guys will be happy to be my enemies.
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My apologies Zabu, I am
My apologies Zabu,
I am really sorry to have bruised your ego. It was not my intention to create animosity or disturb your chi. And I am really sorry to have chased away the rest of the members at AU, most of which still hang with me in the non-cyber world. I hope cyan will forgive me for that.
My final words ... get real. If something is unfunny, then it is unfunny. You didn't make the jokes so it is not your fault. We were not criticizing you but the geek wannabe that thought of them in the first place. Wait, let me type that in bold: we were not criticizing you. These jokes are actually insulting to those of us who actually like the field and hate the stereotypes. (You can type "define: stereotype" in google to see what it means).
.... really?
One more thing: I don't want
One more thing: I don't want to be your enemy. I didn't intend to hurt you and I don't intend to do that in the future. Next time, I will be more careful with my comments. Let's shake hands on this and bury the hatchet.
.... really?
pce man Just confirm my
pce man
Just confirm my buddy request!... my last word ONE LOVE.
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dude,I i typed "define:
dude,I i typed "define: stereotype" @ google ... i didn't yet know that i can find this kind of answer from google,it's cool!
pls give me this kind of info, i rly appreciate. is there any other type of searching style @ google, which could give unusual type of result.
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