Your daddy must be a terrorist, because baby- you da bomb!

You've been a bad girl/boy. GO TO MY ROOM.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

As she's leaving.... aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!

Coffee? Tea? Me?

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!

Excuse me miss? You dropped something back there? (As you look around you ask "where") Over there! (Ask again: "What did I drop?") He answers back: My jaw!

Grab them in the butt and ask, "Pardon me, is this seat taken?"

Guy: Did I see u somewhere? Girl: No Guy: Then I must have seen you in my dreams!

He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many times have you been married? He: Twice.

, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?

, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

I have a cat. She would really like to meet you.

If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]." How did you know my name? "Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"

I'm feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?

I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?

[Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?", say "Checking to see if you were made in heaven."

Man: excuse me did you just feel my *&#$@!%':?
Girl: no
Man: why not?

Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!

Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."