DOCTOR! Doctor! I keep thinking there are two of me. One at a time please.

DOCTOR! Doctor! I’m addicted to brake fluid. Nonsense, you can stop any time.

DOCTOR! Doctor! I’m the Invisible Man. Sorry, I can’t see you now.

DOCTOR! Doctor! I think I’m a pair of curtains. Oh, pull yourself together.

DOCTOR! Doctor! I think I’m an electric eel. How shocking.

DOCTOR! Doctor! Everyone thinks I’m a liar. I find that hard to believe.

DOCTOR! Doctor! People keep ignoring me. Next.

DOCTOR! Doctor! People treat me like a dog. Down boy.