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AN ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION

> 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.
>
> The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'
>
> 'Yes, Father, it is.'
>
> 'And who was the girl you were with?'
>
> 'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'.
>
> "Well, Joey , I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may
> as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti ?'
>
> 'I cannot say.'
>
> 'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli ?'
>
> 'I'll never tell.'
>
> 'Was it Nina Capelli ?'
>
> 'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
>
> 'Was it Cathy Piriano ?'
>
> 'My lips are sealed.'
>
> 'Was it Rosa DiAngelo , then?'
>
> 'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
>
> The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire
> that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy
> now for 4 month s. Now you go and behave yourself.'
>
> Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and
> whispers, 'What'd you get?'
>
> 'Four months vacation and five good leads.'