omg did i tell you what embarrassing thing happened to me the other day?
not that i know of
ok. well, i was visiting my friend in the hospital
yeah
and so i was leaving
but in the next room, i noticed a man covered in machinery, shivering.
and i thought that was sad, so i pulled the blanket up for him
and, with his breathing mask on, says, "can you see if my testicles are black"
omg really?
i tried to decline, but he looked so frail and desperate
so i checked to make sure no one was looking
and i looked at it and it was just fine
haha ok
so i was like, "nope, none of it is black"
and he takes off his mask and says, "can you see if my test results are back"